When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts
And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be
offended by those who doubt His existence - Bertrand Russell
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact
that a drunken man is happier than a sober one - George Bernard Shaw";
// Here we split it into lines
$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );
// And then randomly choose a line
return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
}
// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
function atheist_quotes() {
$chosen = atheist_quotes_get_lyric();
echo "$chosen
";
}
// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called
add_action( 'admin_notices', 'atheist_quotes' );
// We need some CSS to position the paragraph
function atheist_quotes_css() {
// This makes sure that the positioning is also good for right-to-left languages
$x = is_rtl() ? 'left' : 'right';
$y = is_rtl() ? 'left' : 'right';
echo "
";
}
add_action( 'admin_head', 'atheist_quotes_css' );
?>