Airplane! in the upper right of your admin screen on every page.
Author: Eli McMakin
Version: 1.0.1
License: GPL2
Author: www.elimcmakin.com
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// These are quotes from Airplane!
$lyrics = "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? No.
What kind of plane is it? Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Can you fly this plane, and land it? Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Captain, how soon can you land? I can't tell. You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Would you like something to read? Do you have anything light? How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
What is it, Doctor? What's going on? I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
[plugging back in the runway lights] Just kidding.
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film";
// Here we split it into lines
$lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics);
// And then randomly choose a line
$chosen = wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) - 1) ] );
// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
function airplane() {
global $chosen;
echo "$chosen
";
}
// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called
add_action('admin_footer', 'airplane');
// We need some CSS to position the paragraph
function airplane_css() {
echo "
";
}
add_action('admin_head', 'airplane_css');
?>